Kids at park
Yeah that’s damn fine parenting, just sit in your cozy SUV while your kids play unattended at the park.
Toddler Snot
Parents. I don’t give a shit if they are your kids, or you’re babysitting, or planning on abducting them, whatever your relationship to them is, just do me a favor, if they have snot running down their nose and they’re smearing it all over themselves and everything they touch, wipe it the fuck off. Really, you can’t take a tissue, napkin, leaf, parchment paper, whatever you’ve got and wipe the fucking snot and subsequent disease spreading mucus off their face. I too climb around on the park equipment with my daughter and I’d rather not grab on to something covered in toddler snot. Do you walk around with snot dripping all over yourself? Probably not, so why should your toddler? It’s fucking gross.
